Honest feedback. No beige energy.
Paste your resume.Get roasted.
Brutally honest. Actually helpful. We'll point out the fluff, the filler, and the bullet points that need a better punchline.
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Paste it
No upload maze. Plain text does the job.
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Take the hit
Get sharp jokes with useful feedback tucked inside.
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Make it better
Keep the roast or use the insights to tighten your story.
Funny feedback. A brighter you.
A roast you'll want to screenshot.
Roastfolio is not a generic scorecard wearing a comedy hat. It finds the parts that feel vague, tired, or quietly unconvincing—and makes them memorable.
01.Your summary says “results-driven.” So does every résumé within a five-mile radius.
02.Those bullets have responsibilities. We were hoping for accomplishments.
03.One metric would do wonders here. Two might get you an interview.
When you're ready for less roast
Your better resume is waiting in the wings.
The roast was free. The comeback is $9. Turn the useful bits of the roast into tighter bullets, clearer structure, and stronger copy—without inventing a single achievement.
No fine print energy
Questions before the roasting?
Is the roast actually free?
Yes. The roast is free. No credit card, no surprise trial, no polite feedback sandwich.
Do you save my resume?
No. Your text is processed to create the roast, not kept in a resume database or sold to anyone.
Will a future rewrite make things up?
Never. The rewrite will strengthen the words and structure while preserving the facts you provide.